Friday, February 10, 2006

The Mayor has a sense of humor

...or at least he lets his writers have fun. I think it is great that 24% of Saint Louisans love freedom enough to cane violators of the leash law. This is the latest poll from Frankie Slay's website. Results can be seen here.

Should bicycles be required to have licenses?

Yes
No
No, but bicyclists should be required to take a basic road safety course

How often have you urinated outdoors within the City's borders in the last three years?

Once
A few times
Many times
Never

What is the maximum number of animals that should be allowed in a home?

One or two
No more than five
As many as will fit
None

Should mimes and other street performers be required to have licenses?

Yes
Yes, in some neighborhoods
No regulation is necessary
Regulate mimes, but let everyone else slide
Bring back the old Social Evils Ordinance, license prostitutes

Should fortunetellers, seers, necromancers, and astrologers be permitted to practice their crafts in the City?

Yes
Yes, as long as they get a business license
No

What should be the minimum penalty for failing to clean up after your dog?

A fine, like a parking ticket
A fine, like a speeding ticket
Community service involving a shovel
Confiscate the pet

Should people who violate the City's leash law be caned in public?

Yes
No

Should un-pasteurized milk be allowed to be sold at farmers markets?

Yes
No

Should open house signs, but not for sale and yard sale signs, be permitted to litter public right of ways?

Yes
No

What is the maximum number of political signs that should be displayed in a yard?

One
Two
No more than five
As many as I want

Bonus Question:
In a reasonable world, which should carry the harsher penalty?

Having large speakers concealed in a car
Having large handguns concealed in a ca

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