Monday, November 06, 2006

Election Day Specials All Day/Night

Tuesday is a very important day. It is election day. And it is a very close election. So go out and VOTE! It is very important that you go out and vote. Non citizens are exempt from this voting on this election, but are strongly encouraged to apply for citizenship as soon as possible.

In honor of our democratic system we will have some extra special specials all day and all night long from 11:30am to 1:30am.

Schlafly Beer: draft Coffee Stout, Hefeweizen, bottle Pumpkin Ale and Pale Ale

The Boz: Our take on the Vodka Gimlet
The Senator: Power's Whiskey on ice
The Mayor: Arak Razzouk on ice
The License Collector: Pinnacle Vodka and soda on ice w/ a lemon

Free stuff
We will have free appetizers and pieces of fruit for all honorable citizen voters at 2pm, 4pm, 6pm and 8pm. If you can *prove* that you were an election judge for the day's election, we will grant you a free drink.

We are going on the honors system here. I hear that they don't have those "I voted" stickers anymore, but we are going to be about as scrutinizing as the election judges in figuring out if you actually voted. Be prepared to answer a simple citizenship quiz to qualify to receive a special.

Election results will be shown on the television. We have free wi-fi so results can be had on your laptop. Our laptop will be up and reporting on all races: local, statewide and federal positions and all results from around the nation. I will be spinning on the first half of the evening and Mark Early will be spinning on the second half of the night.

So make some time on Tuesday and make sure you get out of work early enough to go vote.

God Bless America,

Steven Fitzpatrick Smith


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steven - you are a great American. I will be watching the results from afar, but really appreciate your spirit.

7:02 AM  
Blogger Thomas said...

Do you suppose the Bumble Bee will (er...) be in the house?

Come to think of it, I doubt the Bumble Bee votes, what with being an anarchist and all.

7:18 PM  

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