Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The Commies have infiltrated

The Communist scourge has infiltrated the Royale. Last night someone stole my private property. The above picture was located in the boy's bathroom at the Royale. I blame the Chinese pinkos. The red Chinese are clearly upset with my patriotic call for global spitting and have made this strike against freedom by nationalizing my bathroom starting with the theft of my art. We need to rid ourselves of this red threat. I will continue my fight against communism by continuing to provide proper facilities for the comfort of the masses.

Speaking of which, wouldn't a Subcontinental be perfect on such a hot day?
Better dead than red.


Anonymous AVD said...

Last weekend, a lovely new acquaintance noted my standard sapphire & tonic, and after a small talk, "Oh, you like Gin?" she suddenly remembered a delicious cocktail she'd had at the Royale. "It's a cucumber martini," she said, "I mean, it sounds gross, but it's actually really good, and if you like gin and you like cucumber, you should try it, really. It's not gross. It's perfect."

And now when I follow her suggestion and try one, I can smoothly order The Subcontinental, instead of saying something like, "Uh, yeah, I heard you guys make some sort of cucumber thing that isn't actually gross? I'll have one of those things."

Thank you.

11:34 AM  
Blogger Jeff said...

That sucks -- I loved the poster!

2:26 PM  
Blogger Matthew said...

will my exacting martini tastes be met, even though i don't like cucumber. i will probably try this in the morning, as recomended.

just try discouraging me from maing my own...will it blind me?

5:04 PM  

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